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this joke is so stupid its not really worth telling

why couldn't noah play any card games?


because somebody was always standing on the deck

He could play poker, though.

He had something like 6000 pair...

Two muffins were sitting in the oven. One muffin looks at the other one and says, "Man, it's freaking hot in here!!" The other muffin says, "Holy Shit!! A talking muffin!"

A kid outside his school hears gansters talking about the PURPLE PASSION. He goes in his school and asks his teacher "What's the purple passion?" "You should never mention the purple passion! Go to the principal's office!" He asks the principal and she sends him home. "What are you doing here so early?" says his mom. He tells her about it and she says "Never talk about the purple passion! GO TO YOUR ROOM!" He goes into his room and his dad is there. The boy tells him everything and his dad sends him outside. A hobo is in his backyard and the boy tells him everything and the hobo sends him to the beach. The beach bum asks the boy what's wrong and the boy tells him everything. The beach bum says "NEVER TALK ABOUT THE PURPLE PASSION! Dude, now I gotta kill you." He kills him and he goes to heaven God is there. He tells God everything and God sends him to Hell. The devil sees him and says "What are you doing here? You're such a good kid." The boy tells the devil everything and says "There's no where else to go, so I'll tell you what the purple passion is. The purple passion is a 15 minute long joke that wastes your friends time".

ok? thats stupid!

i didn't know poker existed way back then,

or did it? hmmm.....................

wow . . . thats pointless! :D in a good way :D
okay, my fave joke at the mo:
A rabbit walks into a butcher's shop and says 'Got any carrots?' and the butcher says 'No, we only sell meat' .
The rabbit comes back again the next day and says 'Got any carrots?' and the butcher says 'No, I told you, we only sell meat!'.
The rabbit comes back the next day and says 'Got any carrots?' and the butcher (who is quite irritable) says 'No, you idiot, we only sell MEAT IN THIS BUTCHER'S SHOP!'.
The rabbit comes back the next day and says 'Got any carrots?' and the irritable butcher say 'NO! IF YOU ASK FOR CARROTS ONE MORE TIME I'LL NAIL YOUR EARS TO THE FLOOR!'.
The rabbit comes back the next day and says 'Got any . . . nails?'. The butcher says ' . . . no.' and the rabbit says 'Brilliant! Got any carrots?'.
:D
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that's funny!

Yes, that's really funny!

(But the muffins made me laugh also :))

Hihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihi
;)
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>Wolf wrote:
Hahahah.

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>Aiken wrote:
Thanks...
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>rider roxs wrote:
I agree! you both shouldn't!

Funny, funny.

;)

:D

(You know how it's meant ;) )
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Indeed I do!

How can you see if there's been an elephant in your refrigirator?

Look if there are footsteps in the butter.

(my 5 year old kid told it this morning at breakfast :D)

Hahaha! Very funny.

Same as:
Why can't you see an elephant in the strawberry-field?
Because he weares red shoes.

(Ever seen an elephant in a strawberry-field?
No?
You see, those red shoes work.)

Hahaha! A new topic at breakfast: the possibilities of an elephant in a strawberry-field.

You can imagine the fantasy ... :)

Ok, another one:
It's yellow, and screams all the time "I'm a strawberry, I'm a strawberry!"
A lemon with an id crisis.

This was one of the fantasy outcomes :)
To youngsters it's hilarious.

Shit, Crap and Manners are standing at the crosswalk. Crap falls down and Manners tries to help him up. A cop walks over to Shit and says "What's your name, boy?" Shit says, "Oh, Shit." and the cop says "Where are your manners?" and SHit says "Picking up Crap"