Lyrics: The Elegant Captain Hook

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, Yo Ho, Yo Ho, Yo Ho
So, Try the life of a thief
Just sample the life of a crook
There isn't a boy
Who won't enjoy
A-workin' for Captain Hook
The World's Most Famous Crook

Crook, Crook, Crickety-Crockity-
Crickety-Crook
The Crock is after Captain-

As a special offer for today,
I'll tell you what I'll do.
All those who sign without delay!
Will get a free tatoo.
Why, it's like money in the bank
C'mon, join up, and I'll be frank:
Unless you do, you'll walk the plank!

The choice is up to you
The choice is up to you.

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, Yo Ho, Yo Ho, Yo Ho
You'll love the life of a thief
You'll relish the life of a crook
There's barrelss of fun enough for ev'ryone!
And you'll get treasures by the ton

So come and sign the book
Join up with Captain Hook!