Lyrics: Rolls Royce In The Swimming Pool

Oh the decor in this hotel room it's cheap
With a sledgehammer and some dynamite
I can fix it up
But they always call the cops in such a hurry
While I just sign the cheque and move to the penthouse
And drive away

In my Rolls Royce in the swimming pool
People say I'm a crazy fool
But there ain't no mileage in the being cool
Got the Rolls Royce in the swimming pool

The food in this restaurant it sucks
So I rearranged the table and the chandelier
The customers were disturbed they were irate
So I bought the place, sacked the chef
And drove away

People used to call me Happy Jack
Some said I cried the tears of a clown
But I was just livin' life to the limit
Now I've gone to another town

With my Rolls Royce in the swimming pool
Throw in a Bentley or two
People say I'm a crazy fool
With my Rolls Royce in the swimming pool