jets
Birthday
1981-11-19
Gender
male
Height
1.65
Country
south africa
City
durban
Interests
sports,music,movies,going out with friends,fashion,making new\
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and hanging out and chillin!!
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and hanging out and chillin!!
Personal site
jethromrk@yahoo.com
Other things
doesn\\\'t mean becuz i rock that im made out of stone!!!!!!!\
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27 sayings to make u smile....\
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1.. My wife and I divorced over religious differences. she thought she was\
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God and I didn\\\'t. \
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2.. I don\\\'t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. \
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3.. Some people are alive only because it\\\'s illegal to kill them. \
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4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. \
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5.. Don\\\'t take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. \
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6.. You\\\'re just jealous because the voices only talk to me \
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7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. \
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8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. \
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9.. I\\\'m not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing. \
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10.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. \
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11.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.\
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12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many. \
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13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. \
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14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. \
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15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? \
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16.. Being \\\'over the hill\\\' is much better than being under it! \
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17.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up. \
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18 . Procrastinate Now! \
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19.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That? \
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20.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. \
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21.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance. \
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22.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere! \
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23..They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken. \
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24.. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD. \
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25.. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand\
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times the memory. \
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26.. Ham and eggs...A day\\\'s work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a\
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pig. \
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27 .. The trouble with life is there\\\'s no background music.\
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27 sayings to make u smile....\
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1.. My wife and I divorced over religious differences. she thought she was\
\
God and I didn\\\'t. \
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2.. I don\\\'t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. \
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3.. Some people are alive only because it\\\'s illegal to kill them. \
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4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. \
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5.. Don\\\'t take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. \
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6.. You\\\'re just jealous because the voices only talk to me \
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7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. \
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8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. \
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9.. I\\\'m not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing. \
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10.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. \
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11.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.\
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12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many. \
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13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. \
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14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. \
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15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? \
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16.. Being \\\'over the hill\\\' is much better than being under it! \
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17.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up. \
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18 . Procrastinate Now! \
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19.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That? \
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20.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. \
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21.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance. \
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22.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere! \
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23..They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken. \
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24.. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD. \
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25.. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand\
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times the memory. \
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26.. Ham and eggs...A day\\\'s work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a\
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pig. \
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27 .. The trouble with life is there\\\'s no background music.\
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